Warning: White Russian Emergency T-Shirt — Funny Cocktail Vintage Tee

White Russian Emergency Tee

Careful, man — there's a beverage here.

The front's done up like one of those old rusted warning signs you'd find nailed to a wall somewhere — big red WARNING oval up top, a White Russian caught mid-splash, ice and Kahlúa flyin' everywhere like somebody bumped the bar. Says WHITE RUSSIAN EMERGENCY underneath, with a couple little hazard triangles just to really drive it home. All warm, weathered, worn-in tones, like a diner poster that's been hangin' around long enough to earn its character.

It's a soft lightweight tee, clean crew cut, breathes easy. Layers under a jacket or rides solo with jeans, whatever the evening calls for. Wear it to a mellow night with your buds, a cocktail-makin' session, a slow bar crawl with no real finish line. It's the kind of shirt somebody points at and goes "oh man, I love that" — and next thing you know you're deep in a conversation about the perfect ratio of vodka to Kahlúa. Which, y'know. Is a conversation worth havin'.

Comfortable cotton, keeps the whole mood relaxed. Side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape — so it holds its shape through however many wash days you put it through.

There's a beverage here, man. Treat it with respect.

Sizing Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

What you're workin' with

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight and breathable
• Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar that holds its shape
• Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and a lasting fit
• Tear-away label so nothing itches; REACH certified
• DTG/DTF printing for crisp, vibrant, detailed artwork

Takin' care of it (real easy, man)

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach only, if you gotta
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
• No dry cleaning — that's a whole thing, and who needs it