The Dude Squatch Graphic Tee – Abide Sasquatch T-Shirt for Bigfoot Fans

The Dude Squatch Tee

He's been out there this whole time, man. Not hiding, exactly. Just… not participating.

This Squatch Abides.

That's him on the back, full size. Big shaggy fella in aviators and a headband, robe on, joint going, holding a glass of something that catches the light. Behind him there's this whole golden sun coming up over the mountains, pine trees, a little crescent moon off to the side, some stars. Below him he's laid out his stuff the way a guy does when he's settled in: bowling pins, the ball, a couple more glasses, a fly box packed with flies he tied himself, rod bent against the sky. THE DUDE arched across the top, SQUATCH on a banner down at the bottom, and underneath that, ABIDE IN THE WILDERNESS. Whole thing printed in this warm old gold and bone color like a poster somebody nailed up in a bar in 1974 and forgot about.

The fabric is the light stuff, 4.2 ounces, combed and ring-spun, which I'm told is a whole process. It just wears easy, y'know. Nothing about it announces itself. You put it on and about four minutes later you've forgotten you're wearing anything, which is honestly the highest compliment I've got for a garment.

Where do you wear it. Campsite. The river. The lane. Your own couch, which counts as wilderness if you've let things go a little. It's a shirt for the part of you that keeps meaning to drive out past the last gas station and stay a few extra days.

The Squatch abides. Out there. Comfortably.

Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features

(they gave me a list, man. I'm reading the list.)

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. I don't know what any of those words are doing but the shirt feels great, so
• Lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd². Barely there. In a good way, not in a cheap way
• Retail fit, crew neck. Sits how a shirt is supposed to sit
• Side seams, so it keeps its shape instead of going all shapeless on you after a month
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape. Won't go floppy
• Tear-away label. Nothing scratching at the back of your neck all day
• Printed DTF, which holds all that fine linework in the fur and the trees
• REACH certified, ethically made, blanks out of Honduras
• Heathers and blends available if that's your thing
• Dark colors only on this one. The art's built on black, so the shirt does the shadows

Care instructions

(the shirt's not asking for much. Neither am I.)

• Cold wash. Under 30 degrees, or 90 if you think in Fahrenheit. Inside out. Nothing dramatic
• Non-chlorine bleach if it comes to that. It usually doesn't
• Tumble dry low. Let it take its time
• Iron or steam on medium if you're into that. No judgment either way
• Do not dry clean. Come on, man. It's a Squatch shirt