I Am The Walrus T‑Shirt — Retro Walrus Graphic Tee

The "I Am The Walrus" Tee

Whoa. Is this a shirt about a walrus?

'Cause there's a walrus on it. And he's got sunglasses. Aviators. And a little hat, like a knit cap? And headphones. That's — I mean, that's a pretty cool walrus, man. I like this walrus.

WALTER: Donny. Donny. You're out of your element.

Are we gonna wear it? I'd wear it. It's soft, it's real soft, it's like that lightweight cotton kind, feels broken-in already, right out of the — you know, right out of the package. And it says "I AM THE WALRUS" on the back, which — hold on. Is that… is that the Beatles? Am I the walrus? Are you the walrus?

WALTER: Nobody is the walrus, Donny! It's a shirt! 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 ounces, and it's got side seams and shoulder tape so it holds its damn shape through the rotation. That's what you say about it. Am I wrong?

THE DUDE: Walter, you're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

WALTER: Okay then.

There's a little fish on the front, too. Over the heart. It's small, but it's there. I like the fish, man.

WALTER: That's the ABIDE fish, Donny. That's a whole philosophy over the heart. Shut the — you're not wrong, actually. It's a good fish.

You could wear this to get coffee. Or in the car. Or, um, at the fire pit, when everybody's just kinda hanging out. It goes under a jacket real good. Or by itself — I'd wear it by itself. You'd look, I dunno, kinda rugged? But funny. Rugged and funny. Both.

THE DUDE: I think it's a really good shirt, actually. Am I wrong?

WALTER: …No, Dude. You're not wrong.

Sizing Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features (Donny's list. Walter has notes.)

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz — it's soft, man, real soft, and it breathes

WALTER: It breathes because it's 4.2 ounces of combed ring-spun cotton, Donny. There's a reason.

• Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape, so it keeps its shape and doesn't get all… you know, floppy

WALTER: "Floppy." Jesus. It's called shape retention.

• Side seams — for structure. That's a good thing, I think.

WALTER: It's the only thing, Donny. Structure matters. This is not 'Nam.

• Tear-away label, no scratchy tag on your neck. REACH certified. Made responsibly.
• Small fish on the front chest, big retro walrus on the back — printed with the high-detail stuff (DTF/DTG). You can see all his whiskers.

WALTER: The front is the philosophy. The back is the statement. You walk away, they get the whole message. That's called a plan, Dude.

Care instructions (you gotta take care of the walrus)

• Machine wash cold — like 30°C? Or 90°F. Whichever one. Cold.

WALTER: COLD, Donny. There are rules.

• Non-chlorine bleach, but only if you really need it
• Tumble dry low. Low heat, man.
• Iron, steam, or dry on medium
• Don't dry clean it. I don't know why, but that's the rule. Walter says there are rules.

WALTER: You're goddamn right there are rules. You dry clean this shirt, you're entering a world of pain.

THE DUDE: Yeah, well. The shirt abides.